Gotta admit the poster is right. Normally I'd say the worst porn is still pretty good, but this is, uh, odd. Weird fake boobies, a, uh, 'less than attractive' male costar, and a generic by the numbers coupling. Bo. Ring.
By contrast, we did pretty well on our first forays into homegrown pron. We're no supermodels, sure, but it seems to work...